you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
This is my gift to your gina
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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