there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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