I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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