You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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