i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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