Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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