goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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