But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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