Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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