I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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