Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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