So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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