i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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