:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
whose parrot is this?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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