Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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