I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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