You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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