nut hugger
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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