Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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