tell your sister to shave her snatch
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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