what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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