did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize