WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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