so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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