I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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