this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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