I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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