dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Randomize
