I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
No I am not eating basil off your cock
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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