so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
This is the high leading the old right now
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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