Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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