i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Church boner. Awkwardddd
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
