I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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