All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize