she woke up with a sticky ear
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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