She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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