He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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