Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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