Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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