Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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