Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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