At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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