I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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