I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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