in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
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