that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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