I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
We're too hungover to prance.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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