That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
My ATM looks so different sober.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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