There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
