is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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