Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
