that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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