Just mADE A PArabola og urine
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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