Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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