jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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