No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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